Sunday, May 29, 2005

In a positive light:

Had loooooovely thai food last night, no MSG, gorgeous red curry - with duck & lychees...mmmm

Sunbaked & read the paper in the garden (slight downer - got sunburnt!)

I watched my little brother play soccer, they won, i kicked a ball around at half time, and i was on fire. Looks like I still have some skills after 4 years not playing...

Riding to return dvds this arftenoon, smelling smoke from the wood heaters in peoples house, i love that smell!

Trying to get my hair done, fancy hair always makes me feel a million bucks!

Chiro/Osteo, made my back & neck work again. Yay!

No work til Friday, boo, I miss out on some cash, but yay. No work!

Indoor climbing tmw night, can't wait! Love climbing - and i thinki may have found a new climbing buddy up here,my mates fiance.

Thinking about moving out - but where, always thought it would be Newtown, but maybe I should just move to the eastern suburbs beaches, i love the beach. Always makes me feel releaxed..hmm..must think about that one...

The house smells of cookies - yup, baking frenzy again! This time i made a simple butter/flour/icing sugar mixture - and made 5 different batches - coconut, lemon, cinnamon, chocolate & strawberry jam. yum! I know i shouldn't be eating them, but hells...they made my day!

Mood Rating - better than 3 days ago.


Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Down as. Boo. I hate being down.

At present am hating the following:

City Rail

New shoes, heel already broke

Stupid skin

Lack of self control

Lack of excitement

Lack of sleep

yawn. bed for moi.

Send me some happy thoughts. please.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

I hate working. I hate doing what i do - secretarial kinda stuff. However, it more than pays the bills at times. Doesn't mean I don't do everything in my power to avoid the dreaded 'W O R K'.

Here is a list of my time spent not working in recent years:


2001 – 4 months (spent in Byron Bay, USA, Canada & UK)

2002 – 6 weeks that I remember clearly (4 in Brazil, week for Christmas, 1 week spent looking for temp work – minimum!)

2003 – 3.5 months (Visiting Australia, round Europe with my mum, Canada)

2004 – My peak of not working. 7 months spent not working. How cool is that? Enjoyed my UK savings, lazing wintry days away in Vancouver, off to defrost in Hawaii, Fiji, Australia, Brasil & Chile. Back to get frosty in London.

2005 – 3 months of so far. It is only May…(time spent in London, Canada, the USA & Oz as well..)

I rock. That's all there is to it. And no, I don't have rich parents. I've been lucky enough not to even have received an inheritance.

I self fund.

Have finally got into a bit of debt, so I'm living at home to pay off then I'm moving closer to the city. I'm certain that's when the real fun begins....

I’ve been an office worker now since 1997. Coming up to 9 years. I’ve worked for numerous companies, numerous industries, big, small, evil, charities, all sorts.

Highlights of my working career:


My first Christmas gift = $500 gift vouchers
My first bonus = $4,000
My second bonus = $3,000

Flying documents down to Canberra to be signed, as work knew I had friends there. Friend was out of town that day! Guy who signed papers indicted for fraud months later.

Planning an online gift shop – with a twist. Never launched, but lot’s of fun.

Admin role on the sports desk at Sunday Telegraph in London.

Goal kicking competition at advertising firm, prize 20 quid a goal. Got 2 from 3. Yay. 40 quid.

Laughing about the inability of the English cricket team, to someone I hadn’t met before in the Sports Desk area. He was not amused. He was the Editor of the paper.

Being questioned about my thoughts on the Royals by the Editor ‘as I was such a vocal Australia’, once I shared my thoughts, which he thought were reasonable assumptions, the Sports Editor informed me that Editor knew various Royals, and that the Editor’s father was a close associate of Thatcher (if my memory serve me correctly). Certainly someone reasonably high in the British food chain…

Free fresh fruit boxes & feminine hygiene products at one big corporation.

Receiving compliments from super rich toff client via my boss regarding my charming telephone manner.

Charity work on work time. A great invention.

Wonderful Christmas gifts from my American bosses.

All the fabulous people I have worked with.

Lowlights:

First job in London, as a receptionist, boss told me I should always wear skirts as I had great legs. He was old, a toff & vile. I asked him who was winning the cricket. It wasn’t England. He left me alone after that. Always wore trousers after.

Advertising company in London, they sold space in events publications. I knew I had to leave after yet another coked up loser sales guy complained that I hadn’t done his typing, and why? He hadn’t filled out most details (including a fax, contact name etc), I called him a f**king w**ker & not to give me crap due to his own inadequacies. Increase expletives ten fold. Managing Director standing right nearby. I didn’t care. Neither did the MD. Learnt the subtle art of bribery, necessary to maintain my sanity & to supplement my 16k salary. I cut deals with people – if the person calling had no contact details, I’d put them through to my preferred sales person and get a cut, work after 5.31pm & I charged the sales rep a fee (one drink minimum), any alterations to standard template required a bottle of wine & no attitude.

Being ‘replaced’ at one of my longer term jobs. I got to train her too. Yay. The replacement seemed fine, until she asked me how to set up files in the computer system. Was useless on the phone, avoided answering the team phone. She’d organised her hours to be 9 – 5 (everyone else did 8am – 6pm), she couldn’t use PowerPoint or Excel, she said that the bosses explained it was a low stress, easy job. Get off it dear bosses! She lasted 3 weeks. Went on stress leave. Never came back. They now have two people doing my job (and other work too).

Fresh fruit boxes being culled in cost cutting moves at big corporation. This actually made the financial newspapers as it showed how bad the markets were!

Harrods Christmas hamper – 200 quids worth of stuff, 90% of which I didn’t like or couldn’t eat. Give me cash or vouchers!!!

All the evil I have worked with & for.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Monday:

I continually surprise myself. Mainly with my inability to get my personal life balanced & sound. Also, with the sheer dopiness of some of my doings. Let's have a look at this weeks efforts, with Monday leading the charge of stupidity.

Get changed into sporty attire before leaving the office. Leave office, power walk (got to get some exercise in my day!) to Borders in Pitt Street Mall. Scour the cooking section trying to find the 2 for 1 Womens Weekly sale cook books. Give up. I hate asking for assistance, so I leave. And walk past the 2 for 1 sale section - last day. I score myself 2 scrumptious looking books (which I later manage to spend a good hour ogling on the way home on my favourite mountains train.).

I catch the train to Newtown. Walking along, I see someone eyeing me. No, not a typical wild eyed Newtownian, but Patrick. Patrick is a former boss & current friend. With very, very good news. He, Anne and Mia are most likely to head over to Europe, for a month, meaning they will most likely need a house sitter. YES!!!!!! Punching the air! YESSSSSSSSSSS! Free accommodation in Newtown, a whole house to myself. With out the whole house in Newtown price tag! Fingers are crossed, tightly at that, so here's hoping that it will be mine.

I go to my new favourite Thai restaurant in Newtown. Doi Tayo. Well ok, I'm fairly sure my spelling is off, but that my phonetics are correct. It's the St. Peters end of King Street, they don't use MSG, sizes are good & most importantly so are the prices. $7.20 takeaway for my vegetarian pad Thai. Yum. And yum. 2nd week in a row that I have conveniently dropped by on my way to climbing lessons in St. Peters. Scoff half, and save the other for after climbing. Yum, sooo good. Next time, must scoff less before climbing, belly was a little full, I am a little weak when it comes to pulling all 70kgs of my self up a wall for a few hours.

Climbing, even as a beginner is highly enjoyable. Until the day after. When I feel sooo sore. This week our instructor was trying to teach us a little about techniques - crossing over, and slipping our feet onto a rock already occupied by your other foot. I try to think about what I'm doing a little bit more.

Leave climbing, make 10pm train and check to see if any of my friends care enough to contact me. Yay! Juliet called about lunch on Sunday. And 17 text messages! WOW! No one loves me that much.. surely? Unless I've picked up a stalker that I'm unaware of??? Oh no, I'm so talented, somehow I managed to send the same message to myself 17 times after getting on the train. I am so smart, S M A T. I'm hoping they are Virgin to Virgin text (which they should be, as I am a Virgin subscriber!), meaning it's only 5c a text. Stupid girl…stupid phone. I guess this is why I have my own phone number as the first and last entry in my contacts listing.

Central station - they confused me - putting a 8 carriage train on for the 10.03pm. What the? Even the CityRail worker was confused by it. Only the driver seemed to have any clue. See, being a train traveller, for far too many years, I know roughly how many train carriages are to be expected at what time, where to stand at my local station, all sorts of useful information. No wonder my brain can't handle any information that might get me a job. Filled with trivial titbits. Should I ever become a parent, imagine how I will be able to bore the wee ones with juicy stuff like this! Apparently the bonus carriages are due to track work further up the mountains.

I get off at my regular station, feeling ok after my climbing, but not thrilled at the uphill cycle. The same guy who had his bike parked there last week was unlocking once again. We had exactly the same conversation as we did last week.

Him: It's getting colder

Me: Yup, certainly is

I wonder how many weeks we can have the same conversation. This is 2 from 2….This week though I knew he wasn't coming to attack me, just unlocking his bike at the same ungodly hour as myself. Too many years living in London with the freaks make me think that anyone approaching the vicinity of me late at night gets the adrenaline pumping.

Home at long last. Unpack & sort dirty climbing clothes from dirty work clothes. Hmm, strange. Only my trousers in here….missing vital pieces of clothing that cover my top half, including my bra. Ahh crap. I must have left them in the bathrooms at work. Boooo. Lucky that my work clothes are so old & trashed that I doubted any one would take them. Unless the cleaners thought they looked interesting.



Tuesday:

Work. Met Michelle for lunch. Mmm, aussie café food, tres bien! Down to Cargo Bar, salt & pepper calamari salad ( rocket, baby spinach & avocado!). Sunshine, good food, gossip & good company. Perfect way to kill my lunch hour.

Met up for a quasi date. Quasi because I did meet him through an online dating sight. But thought he sounded like the kind of person I want to go drinking with, the kind of person who likes doing stuff, I didn't think he would rock my world in the romantic sense. I was right! He was exactly as I expected him to be. Quite British, a bit too smooth, but cool. Kinda person I'd like to go out drinking with. Not the kind of person I'd date. 2 glasses of vino at a little bar called De Vine on Market Street & Clarence. He got a call from a friend who he had to go and meet & off I paced to Central. Nice I was getting on the 8pm train, which made me happy beyond belief. I think I came close to passing out on the train. Please, 2 glasses of wine? What's up with that? By the time I got home I felt dire. Ahhh, I think I'm getting a migraine….YUCK DAMMIT! HATE MIGRAINES - THEY SHOULD BE BANNED! I also had a the best bloating session I have had in I'd say a year or more. I swear, I looked 4 months pregnant! Which is not such a good look when you are in fact no months pregnant. I know I have to get my body sorted, I need to know what I can consume & can't but while I'm getting into a new routing with working, getting up at first light etc I'm prone to slackness. I checked my mails & went to bed. Yes, me in bed by 11pm, crazy stuff huh?

Wednesday:

Found cheap takeaway bar just near work. $2.50 for a bacon & egg sarnie, no sauce, no butter thanks. I have exactly the right amount of time to scoff it before walking in the doors at work. But today, being a good girl, I didn't eat the bread. It is much more time consuming to try and eat & pull apart a sandwich at the same time. Nothing particularly exciting to report about being a worker bee. Bosses are polite, have good handwriting & the role not chaotic. I like it. Lunch, always the focal point of my daylight hours, was spent in Wynyard Park, sunning myself. Eating a not exciting salad, but my body is having issues. I must be kind to it.

The 5.42pm train up to the scenic Blue Mtns was kindly cancelled by twats at ShittyRail. I'm so happy to pay $47 a week on constantly late & cancelled services.

Trivia night is what Wednesdays are about. I got off the train and walked to the Bowlo. Admiring the new cafes that have sprung up in the last year. But they are shut. Yay for $10 credit at the Bowlo vouchers, won during previous trivia battles. Burger with the lot, plus pineapple. Came to $10.30. Worth every part of the 30c that I forked out for it, mmm..burger, chips…ahhh. I didn't eat 90% of the bun, see I am trying to cut out the evil stuff in food! As I was there early, I score two prime tables, right up front, right near the score board & Ian, the amazing announcer. High drama at the Bowlo on Wednesday night, that's for sure. Too many people for one team, not wanting to split, people saying they won't play, others saying no play, others saying we'll play with the others, families divided.... It turned into a high school soap opera! We had our all time worst round score of 3, lucky we didn’t chose to double our points on that round. Animals of all things. A male hare is known as a buck, a female a doe & babies are levetts (forgive the spelling por favor!) Doe a dear, a female dear, damn, we were screwed over by that one. We didn't put dear as a male dear we were fairly sure was a buck, baby dear are called Bambis!

Thursday:

Stupid striking train workers. My 7.07am train was cancelled. Had to wait for the 7.17, but it’s a Tangara, the aircon was hovering at about 10 degrees. Freezing and unhappy. Was just about to doze when we pulled in at Glenbrook, and this guy comes and sits next to me, and he says something. Take out headphones, focus on the person & realise it's one of the old soccer boys, Jarred. AKA Jazz. So we sat & bitched about trains and various other things. Poor Jazz, he was given a verbal warning that if he was late to work once more he would receive a written warning. How convenient that the very next day those nasty ShittyRail employees to leave Jaz in the lurch.

Bacon & egg sarnie number two: being a good girl, I didn't eat the bread. It is much more time consuming to try to eat, pull apart a sandwich & speed walk to work all at once Ate sandwich at my desk. Work: Bosses out at conference. Have been learning new systems for this firm. How to book a hire car for my boss whilst he's in Perth. How to use the microwave. Brought last nights dinner as todays lunch. Yay. Saved me some cash. Mmm, steak & salad. In 45 minutes, I will be catching yet another ShittyRail train, this time to Penrith, mate. It's time to putt putt putt! Putt putt plus doughnuts (yes, Krispy Kremes...) = good times. My putting - teeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrible. I was the only one to get double figures on a few putts. However, final hole, i launched the ball skywards. Came back to my feet. Second shot, got it. But everyone else took more putts. Final hole was the only one I won!

Tomorrow is Friday. It's Friday i'm in love. I wish. No love for me at this point in time. I'll survive & will be more content to sit at home, watching Big Brother. Why, 'cause I'm dog tired. been out every night this week& have a migraine. Not smart, but hells...

Off i trot to bed now..night kiddies....

Sunday, May 08, 2005

My life online....

Tomorrow, May 9th, will be my 3rd day working at my first temp job in Sydney, since i've moved back here good & proper.

Bad things about working:


Getting up at 6.15am

Getting on the bus or my bike at 6.56am

Getting on the train at 7.07am

Getting to work just on 8.45am

Getting home at 7.10pm

Having to go to bed earlier than my body likes


Good things about working:

The rate of pay i'm getting is awesome

The bosses I am working for are really nice

The work is not intense

Having lunch with my other city friends

Meeting people after work for drinks

Getting out of the mountains

Eye candy

It's short term, only til May 20

I get paid on Tuesdays

Finishing at 5.15pm

1 hour for lunch


I'm especially pleased about getting some dollars into my bank account. I owe my mum some cash, so I will be glad to be able to pay her back. And start buying stuff. You know, like cook books (mum doesn't use them, hers are soo old & don't have pretty pictures or spicey type recipes!), new batteries for my dads bike lights. Most importantly, having cash to go out! This week I'm starting to have a life. Yes, I have booked up 5 out of 7 evenings, plus on Tuesday I'm having a lunch & a drinks at night. Whooo hoo!

Sarah is back in action!


Tuesday, May 03, 2005

I shall tell you my most interesting story about being back in Sydney. 

Went out to meet up with my old work friends, at the Shelbourne, nice afternoon so
let's sit in the garden. Just 2 gals.
My friend Sandra arrives, looking so great, healthy happy.
Next Carlie shows up. 8months pregnant!
That was my punishment for showing up to Oz for a surprise visit 2 years ago, and showing up to her 30th birthday, making her cry with surprise.
But thats nothing crazy.
So Carlie goes home early as she is exhausted. Me & Sandra drink on for old times sakes.
Just two girls having a drink. A guy comes around bludging fags. Sandra obliges.

He comes around again later. Who bludges cigarettes from the same person twice in a night.
That’s tight. She tells him none left.
Later, his mate comes up and says, anyone using that stool?
'No, it’s yours to take away'. He stumbles off. Back to his table with his mate, and 4 empty stools.


About 10.30pm, they both come over, ‘Can we join you ladies?’. As they sat down.

Great.
Girls night to catch up. These are guys, and drunk ones too. Ohwell. We can be polite.

Sandra says, “Well, I'll let these guys keep you entertained while I use the bathroom’.

So i'm being polite talking about my situation, just back in the country etc.
One guy decides to sit on my friends stool, right next to me. Which I thought was highly intrusive.

But whatever. My friend & I had both our purses on the table, and my mobile phone.

I thought, hmmm, is he up to something, dressed smart casual, yes, but anyone can be a thief.

Then he gets up, and starts to undo his fly!
I'm like, please, don't pee in the garden, the bathrooms are just around the other side of the bar.


No, he goes on, and then changes direction, and he is pissing into my friends expensive leather handbag!
I scream all colourful obscenities at him, and smack him in the face twice.
Not a slap, not proper punch - girly closed fist, but using the flat side. Bang on the nose.

Not my best ever violent efforts, I was shocked, and trying to keep and eye on my wallet.

What a prat. His mate just watched, didn’t react.


The pisser legs it, I can't chase as our purses are on the table.

It's one thing to be pissed on, another to lose 2 purses & a phone.


Stunned.

Welcome back to Sydney.